- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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