- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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