- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats brown and sticky? Doody

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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