Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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