- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Eric is gay Ha

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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