What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

i like turtles

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Robin get in the batmobile!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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i found waldo.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Your Mom The End.

Women's Rights

Eric is gay Ha

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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