Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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