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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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