knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Who's the fastest kid in AA

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Albert <3 Hunter

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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