- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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