- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

the WNBA.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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