Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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feminism

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Anti Joke

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