- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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