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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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