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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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