- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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