- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What's the new green? Green

Good job, son.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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