If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Horse.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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