What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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