- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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