They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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