- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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