- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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