- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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