- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

joe galasso from plainview ny

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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