- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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