- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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