- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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