- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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