- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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