- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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