- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I hate blackniggers

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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