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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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