- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

12 niqqa 12.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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