What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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