- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Knock knock, COME IN!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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