- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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