- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Oh, go away

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Badabing.

12/23/2012

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