- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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