Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Atheism

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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black people swimming

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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dallen loves penis

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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