Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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