- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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