Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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