- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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