- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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