A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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