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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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