- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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