- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Obama = ebola

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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