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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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