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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

what is 3+3= 8

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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