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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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