- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Burp

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

knock knock Goodbye

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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