- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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