What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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richard is fag

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

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