- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Chuck Norris.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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