- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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