- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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