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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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