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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What stops a train? A missile

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What is life? Paul.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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