women's rights.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

^ That's not even funny ^

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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