What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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