- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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