I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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