knock knock who's there ?

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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