- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Women's rights

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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