- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My cat just died.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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