- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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