- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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