There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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