- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Jack Stevens

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Blacks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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