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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What did the man say to his doctor?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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