- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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