- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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