- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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