- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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