- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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