What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

binladin walks into the american seals

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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