What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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