roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Heskey time.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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