What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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