- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

womens rights

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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