- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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