2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

I have cancer. And you're next.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

this website is a bad joke

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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