Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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