- Anti Joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

SHUT UP JP

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.