What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Men's rights

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Anti Joke

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