- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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