- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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