woman's rights

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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