- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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