- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

i dont fisish anythi

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is funnier then 25 9/11

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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