So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...