- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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