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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Refridgerator.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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