- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Alchohol.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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