A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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