Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Tony Romo

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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12 in general

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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