How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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