What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Jimmy Saville

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Tony Romo

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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