- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Jesus Christ

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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