- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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