- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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